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/ "This, btw, is not something I would suggest you do in your living room.    \
|  Getting a penguin to pee on demand is _messy_. We're talking yellow spots  |
|  on the walls, on the ceiling, yea verily even behind the fridge. However.  |
|  I would also advice against doing this outside - it may be a lot easier to |
|  clean up, but you're likely to get reported and arrested for public        |
|  lewdness Never mind that you had a perfectly good explanation for it all." |
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\         - Linus Torvalds on sprinkling holy penguin pee                     /
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