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/ Ozman's Laws:                                                               \
|         (1)  If someone says he will do something "without fail," he won't. |
|         (2)  The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make.   |
|         (3)  People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.       |
\         (4)  Pizza always burns the roof of your mouth.                     /
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